2011 Rugby World Cup

Deans Plan To Ruin Australian Rugby "On Course"

- NZ Herald

Ex-All Black coach & All Black #841, Robbie Deans has stated his plan to "ruin Australian rugby from the inside-out" is "going well, going very very fucking well".

Robbie Deans: All Black.

"No one suspects a fucking thing" laughed Deans, the current Australian Rugby coach, as he noisily put his feet up on the desk in his plush ARU office.

"I thought they might cotton on after Australia lost to ScotlahaHAHAHAAA" he trailed-off as gales of laughter gripped him and his cronies assembled in the office - Todd Blackadder, Reuben Thorne and Richard McCaw.

"... but they still don't suspect a thing" continued Deans as he absent-mindedly picked his nose and wiped the snot all over his Wallabies tracksuit top. "Jeez, we didnt even practice this week, just sat around watching videos of old Crusaders matches. They probably thought I was trying to motivate them! Stupid cunts!"