Gidday.
Welcome to The Kiwi Girls and Nightlife section.
While some of you foreign pricks are in town, you
might want to root a kiwi girl.
It's fairly easy.
Just follow any one of them into any Burger King
bathroom the length and breadth of New Zealand
and ask her for a root.
She'll probably say "righto, bt mk ut qck,
dickhead".
In N.Z, this means "yes".
This brings us to the conclusion of the Kiwi
girls and nightlife section.
Johnny Foreigner says "Bugger the beach, I'm off to Burger King".
