2011 Rugby World Cup - Team Profile: IRAN

Looks like they're bringing their own referee.

That'd be the joker on the far left.

Who's to disagree?

Let's take a closer look at the team line-up:

Moustache like this, must be the number 8.

Reserve number 8?

Looks half-blind, must be a front-rower.

Some slick-looking fellas in this line-up.

Could sell a truckload of nudie calendars.

Judging by the hat, I'd
say this is the captain.

Good grief.

This would have to be the halfback.

Coupla local ring-ins?

Add a bit of starch to the 2nd row, I reckon.

The Laotian fella keen for another run?

He's a glum-looking prick but he's keen.

Haha, this silly bastard photo-shopped
himself into an English team uniform!

He'd be a funny bastard!

This gormless-looking git looks vaguely familiar...

This must be the forward pack.

Holy shit.

I'm off to the TAB.